you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you (don't you)

i want to say what i am actually thinking 100% of the time.

i actually say what i am thinking about 37% of the time.
i said about half of what i was actually thinking the other night and the truth made my dear friend cry. if half-truths make people cry, whole truths would definitely make people cry.
(me included)

but at least we'd get through the bullshit a whole lot faster.

there is a time for the truth, and there is a time for lies. mostly though, the truth is the best. so give me the truth. 88% of the time.